Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Nihil

It's Wednesday of a very long week and we are all in need of some Impaled Nazarene. Black, unholy, punk, fucking grind, did I say black?, sick as all shit Finns. Just look at that album art... Gas masks, goat heads and s&m... why not? Some in the uptight EU have blacklisted Impaled Nazarene and prevented or hindered the sale of their albums. What is so wrong about loving goat heads and hating Communists?

The one time I was fortunate enough to witness the spectacle that is Impaled Nazarene, lead vocalist Mika Lutinen opened the ceremonies with "You wanted the best!?" "Well, you got us...suck cocks!" Well played, sir.

There are numerous associated metal acts with ties to these purveyors of apocalyptic metal. But of special note is the presence of Alexi Laiho, of Children of Bodom fame, establishing a life time's worth of metallic street cred with his 2 year tour of duty in Impaled Nazarene.

Now, go smoke some crack and worship Satan.....

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