Happy Birthday America, you beautiful son of a bitch. What are you, like 234 years old today? Well, God damn... you don't look a day over 157.
Team America may just be the most under appreciated film of the early 21st century. Do you hate terrorists? Well, so does Team America. Hate douchey celebs telling you how to vote? Check that one for Team America as well. How about marionette love making? I know you love it, and so does Team America, bitches. What may be even more amazing is this film's, and brilliant soundtrack of course, ability to explain U.S. foreign policy better than any Washington assclown. Is it pretty? No. But neither are marionette fuck scenes. Yet they are both necessary.
So happy birthday to America, easily the coolest country North of Mexico. And let's tip our hats to the founders of this nation, especially John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington and Jesus.
America. Fuck Yeah.
